Pretty Much a Hipster Douchebag

Megan. ChemE. Almost a real person, but mostly stress in an ugly sweater and knee high socks. That kid that likes band way too much. Professional Old Lady Engineer. I stress bake like it's my job.
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"on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. it’s called footloose. and in it, a great hero, named kevin bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is."

(Source: peterqiull)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

(Source: pawsinthepark.net)

(Source: awbuckyno)

daretocomply:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

foxnewsofficial:

i need medical attention but more importantly just attention 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

geekynerfherder:

'Guardians Of The Galaxy' propaganda style poster created exclusively for Fandango by Jeff Welborn.

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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